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Neil & Chris Find Themselves Surrounded By A Smorgasbord From Hell

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Death By Mutant Pickles  What the Hell Is All This Weirdness? Death By Salted Licorice Death By M&Ms Death By Sunken Souffle Death By Skittles Death By Gummy Bears Death By Bananas Nevermind, Neil. Must Be Some Kind Of Food Porn. Those M&M's look pretty good, though.

Donald Trump Wins The Race For the Presidency And the World Is Stunned & Traumatized

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I don't understand how a billionaire reality showman can run a first world country like America, particularly since he can barely run his own life. Three wives, going broke twice and so incredibly shallow. Not to mention a billionaire who gives less to charity than any rich man or woman. But hey, you voted him in, so I guess you're stuck with him. Now that the most ludicrous choice for an American President, h as unleashed the overt racist faction on the world --a buffoon with more money than brains-----the truly bizarre (this has to be some colossal joke, right?) Donald Trump. Yes, this is a former reality show host with mega-bucks who was outed by The Smoking Gun (an online site for uncovering material that can be and often is bogus , fabricated or out and out false--remember that scandal with author James Frey, author of an autobiography, A Million Little Pieces and was found to have embellished some of the book's content and  had lied to his readers?)   This

Seinfeld & the Pet Shop Boys: Such A Winning Combination

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Anyone familiar with the groundbreaking TV series that ran from 1989 to 1998 entitled "Seinfeld?" It starred the incredible talents of Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David  and the proof that "a show about nothing" would actually fly. Obviously it surpassed everyone's expectations. The cast (Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, playing a woman named Elaine Benes ,Jason Alexander  as George Costanza and Michael Richards as the wild and crazy Cosmo Kramer.) Jerry Seinfeld portrayed himself, obviously. Without going on and on about how hopeless the four of these New York characters come across, I'll get right to the insanity: One particular episode was about masturbation. The four of them decided to have a contest, the winner being the contestant who could hold out the longest from self-gratification. I was laughing my head off at the incident where George was home alone at his parents place (he was unemployed at the time) and picked up

Suburban Wasteland: Original Poems & Haiku

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A whole lot of damage going on.  Calm down, you guys. Are you showing off or hellbent on destroying your city. A whole lot of pink going on. I don't know who decorated this hot mess of a restaurant, but I'm assuming there's some burning need for 1950's kitch. But we'll never  know the real story.                                                                                                                                      Here are some bored-to-the-teeth suburban kids, who are likely doing something shady. They give me a "Lord Of the Flies" vibe. The eldest of the boys, went from being an upstanding school boy named Jack Merridew to a merciless savage with war paint This scene from the film indicates that, even children can turn into wild savages when left with no adults. William Golding's prize-winning novel shows the  disintegration of the thin veneer of society because he had done a lot of researching. In suburbia, i